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Genji!
Nobutako!
DJ Kobayashi!
A girl who didn't have any friends at school, but after graduation she always said...
We are Daikon Tenko Ushi!
Oh no, I made a mistake when I said my name
It was funny, wasn't it?
There was something weird in front of my name
I thought it would be interesting to say something recent
The timing with the name became messy
What are you doing today?
I want to shoot a comedy show today
I thought about it and got together today
Let's do a comedy show!
Let's do our best!
Who are you showing this to?
I sold this video to the TV station and said, "If you like it, please use it"
Tokyo, huh?
I hope you like it
Haven't you seen the previous broadcast?
Oh, that's amazing!
You're the one who edited it in Wapura!
Wapura...
Did you name it Wapura?
Today, I'm going to talk about the latest technology innovation
Various companies are working hard to develop products
Uh-huh
And various amazing things are coming out
Really?
It's not like it's coming out of a radio broadcast
It's not coming out!
You're annoying!
I feel like I'm in Edo
Edo?
It's Showa!
It's Tokyo!
Tokyo?
Did you just say Tokyo?
It's Tokyo!
This time, I'm going to show you all of that
Introducing products like that is pretty novel, isn't it?
That's amazing!
It's not just a commercial
Yeah, I'm going to do something like a commercial
Oh, I want to try it!
Maybe it'll be popular!
Yeah!
Then I'll bring it!
Yeah!
What's with that board?!
I'll show you the first product, okay?
Yeah!
This is it!
Huh?
What is it?
This is amazing
How much did you buy it for?
45,000
45,000?!
You can play it every day!
The Nintendo?
It's a company called "Nintendo"
Oh, it says so!
“Tester Love”
“For Young”
“Ladies and Men”
Isn't this weird?!
Women come first than men!
Huh?!
Don't underestimate this company!
Ladies and Men?
Men come first!
You're good at English!
I'm studying it
Um, what's your name?
“Ladies and Men”
This is like...
Ai-show
It's a tool that you can review "ai-show"
Oooh!
I'm gonna open it up
Yeah
Wow! Amazing!
Hmm... This is...
Wow! Amazing!
Oh, Chang-gi!
I think it would be meaningless for us to just look at it, but...
Oh! I see! Everyone, look at this!
That's right!
Isn't it better like this? Like this?
No, but that's not good at all...
Can you get closer?
It's a big deal, this is...
I got it!
I know someone who's a cameraman...
You know someone who's a cameraman?
I thought so! I thought so!
It's your dad, right? You know your dad...
I think this will get you a beautiful camera...
I hope we can connect those points...
I wonder if we can do it... With our Apple...
Profit... 800,000 yen...
If you buy a profit disc for 800,000 yen...
Yeah...
I think we can do it...
But this is...
Hahaha!
From here...
To a beautiful and professional cameraman...
Shall we put in a little of what we got?
This product looks like this...
"Lab-tester"!
It's a camera called "Lab-tester"...
"Lab-tester"!
Yeah...
So...
"How to use it"...
"Turn on the switch"...
"Go to the terminal wall at the end of the red and black lead lines"...
"Upload"...
"Use electronics"...?!
"Love"... "Aijou" is written here...
Is this for real?
How old is it?
1985...
No!
January...
"Tsuka"... "Tsuka"...
"Tsukara"... "Tsukata"...
Ju...
"16 years ago"...
"1969"...
There's no way...
"Lab-tester"!
Here!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is tough!
This is really amazing!
Who's gonna pay for this?
I'll do it!
You might get electrocuted!
It's okay, it's the weather!
Okay, "Jan"'s song is here!
"Jan"... "Ni" "Tai"!
Huh?
It moved!
Huh?
What?
Oh, I know!
It said "hold hands" but...
"migirte te nigiru" (hold hands)
Oh, I see!
Now you two...
can hold hands!
Now, since you're comedians, show us how you do it!
Here we go!
One, two...
Wow!
Wow, the needle...
moved a little!
Um...
This is...
"na-na" (seven)
"na-na"?
"na-na"...
Our love... "na-na"...
"na-na"...
Shepman, you guys...
Now that DJ Kobayashi and I are here,
we're going to...
"migiru" (hold hands)
Oh!
About 36!
Wow!
You guys are different!
You guys are "rabu-rabu" (lovey-dovey)
"migirte te nigiru" (hold hands)
What's up with you guys?
This is gross!
I was thinking of something really funny!
Huh?
DJ Kobayashi and I are holding hands...
and if we hold hands...
we can feel...
Oh, you're right!
"na-nippon teigoku boys" and "ai-ga-hakareru chinkotoya"...
I see!
If you can feel it...
the meter will go up even more!
I see!
"kanji metai" and...
I couldn't look at the picture behind me!
Was there a picture behind you?
"kanji chattara" (if you can feel it)
What does that mean?
"kanji chattara" (if you can feel it)
"ekustashii" (ecstasy)
Does it mean "organize"?
Ha!
So...
"e-ga-hakareru chinkotoya"...
What does it mean?
Isn't it a bird?
A bird?
"tori ga shigoi onaji guan tenge ni ishiki naritotta" (a bird is very conscious of the same danger)
"na-nippon teigoku boys" and...
"te-re-ga-hakareru chinkotoya"...
Wow!
What does it mean?
If you feel like this love is bad, you go up.
Then, in this state, this year...
It's no good.
You went up about ten, about ten.
Finally, why don't you say "Nanyopon Empire Boys Point" at the end of this video?
You can use it at any time.
Oh, I see.
Only when you need it.
Oh, only when you need it.
You can use it at any time.
Today's Chao's rating is...
28 points.
No, no, no.
What is this?
You were using it, weren't you?
What is it?
Take this disc with you and play with it like this.
I'm sure it will be exciting.
Play with it like this and then like this.
Wow!
It was a waste of money.
45,000 yen.
I brought the second product with me.
Yes.
It's huge!
Look at it!
What is it?
It's a pillow.
HITECH
HITECH?
HITECH Pillow.
SLC TAP DELUXE Co., Ltd.
Wow!
It's heavy.
What is it?
It's a pillow that allows you to learn how to sleep.
It's amazing!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's amazing!
You can sleep and learn while sleeping.
It's nice!
It's fantastic!
A huge one!
"This is the time"!
"Taiko's external input", "tape recorder", "earphones insertion hole" and "connection holes".
"A switch and a tape", "music" are set.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
What is it?
It's reflective!
I just bought it last month, and I'm wearing it now?
Year 2023?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
It's been 8 years and 15 years.
What is it? Is it a lie water fountain?
Isn't it blue tooth?
What is it? Blue is blue.
Blue is blue?
Tooth!
It's amazing.
Ok, let's go.
Whoa! It's on!
Adjusting to a sound that is easy to listen to without putting your ears on and putting your head on.
Ok, with the smallest sound.
Ok, I'm going to play music.
Oh.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you!
This is the loudest sound right now.
This is the loudest?
The hard part of the back timer is bigger.
It's easy to listen to.
Why was "Love Testa" so expensive?
"Love Testa" is expensive.
If you sleep with this from now on,
you won't be able to sleep.
This is a time-consuming thing to do,
but I can't say how it is now.
Are you okay, cameraman?
I'm the cameraman!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. Can you look at the camera for a second?
There's still a lot of people here!
Today's "Chan-ogi" rating is...
low.
How many points out of ten?
Two and a half points out of ten.
Two and a half points out of ten?
It's like "Tandem Manga".
Is there another one?
I bought too many!
The second "Empire Boys"
This is the last one!
Familion
What can you do with it?
It's a home-made medical device!
What can you do with it?
It makes you healthy!
It's amazing!
It's coming out!
Let's take a break and relax.
Is this a relaxing tool?
It stinks.
Why?
It stinks.
I just put my feet up in the air all day.
I don't know, but let's turn it up.
Let's turn it up.
Here it is.
What is this?
Is it like a camera cola?
Oh, I see.
I'll plug in the power here.
I'll turn it on.
Level indicator is turned on.
Which one is the sign?
The lamp is on, too.
Well, let's put it up.
Well, let's actually get healthy.
I'm scared.
Can we get healthy?
Let's go with 61.
Let's go with the max.
What?
Sakurabuya.
Oh, I'm scared.
What is going on now?
Um...
What is going on now?
I don't know.
What does it mean in Japanese?
What is this?
What's going to happen?
There was an explanation.
It was written in 1972.
That means...
Oh, I see.
There was something free again.
Mii-chan bought 18,500 yen for 2,000 yen.
Did I buy it?
Mii-chan bought it.
I heard it was like that.
This is nice.
It has a long chip in it.
Does it have a chip in it?
It's a tester.
Oh!
Is it working?
It's shining.
It's a tester used for testing.
It's ion power.
Ion is shining.
Ion-pe is shining.
That's why it's working.
So, is it working now?
That's enough.
This program is not funny anymore.
What is going on now?
Why don't you buy a TV station in Tokyo?
You can't sell in Tokyo.
You can't be a comedian, either.
Why do you want to go out of Tokyo and do your best?
Do you want to be a brass band in Tokyo?
Do you have the ability?
We have three people.
Do you want to be a comedian with three people?
Our factory is the first one.
Do you want to be a DJ?
Let's do it together.
Do you want to be a comedian in Tokyo?
I won't do it.
I've decided on a model agency.
A model agency?!
You're great.
Isn't it amazing?
You want to be a comedian.
I tried it, but it was difficult.
I will study comedy again and bring it again.
Everyone in the TV station, thank you for taking your time.
I will bring it again when I can do something interesting.
Everyone who was anxious to see the last broadcast,
Please wait for the next broadcast.
See you in the next comedy!
Yeah!
Gigi, how are you?
Gigi, I'm fine.
As long as you don't have any friends at school,
It is common to go out permanently after graduation.
Tetsuya.
Gigi.